Pup up, Pope

Pup to Pope: "Pup up!"

good morning

breakfast:

wa-wa-wa-what?

what the h-e-double hockey-stick is patrick swayze doing feeding that hot diggity dog to a horse?

shoes are the new buns? pt. 2

pup in a cup!

stuck pup!

obesity in dog

laura sez: "two asian girls went to college together. one was fat; one was skinny. the fat one smelled like period. the fat one would always come back to visit high school, but we would never see the skinny one. i used to say that the fat one ate the little one."

alexis sez: "i think this obese dog ate the little one."

busted cat

don't eat that:

FOUND

an im conversation that i found on my computer after lending my computer to a friend:

[screenname redacted 1]: how's poopynoodle?
[screenname redacted 2]: oh this & that doodlecunt poopynoodle
[screenname redacted 1]: hah
[screenname redacted 2]: smellyface

speaking of which, here's a puppynoodle:

fat catz

forget atkins, these fellers need to go on the CATkins diet!

deathcar

This isn't so much pup-related as it is awesome-related.

joke

courtesy of natalie k.

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' drizzle

shoes are the new buns?

thanks, laura, for these:

monkpup

in this particular case, it's hard to tell where monk ends and pup begins!

camping kittens - thx laura!

shhh don't wake the kitties!

*new feature* monk on a pup

I'd like to thank my pal/puponabun/puponabun intern jeremy s. of chicago for developing this new and exciting feature. feast your eyes upon this:

the kitten has two faces

fo real...




Thanks to intern Chris for finding this:

The kitten has two mouths, two noses and four eyes. She immediately called her veterinarian.

"He said he's never seen it. Never," Morrison said.

The kitten is nursing from its mother, which the vet said is a good sign.

"(She's) feeding off one mouth now; sometimes go to the other one, but he's not getting it open," Morrison said.

The vet told Morrison he didn't know if the cat has one or two brains, but having one would give the cat a better chance to survive.

He said if the kitten lives 48 hours, he has a good chance of living a full life.

Wednesday morning, Morrison named the cat "Deuce."

a real live schnoodle pup

this schnoodle pup looks like he just got his photo taken at the high school prom!

the people have spoken

and they said they wanted a liger. so here y'all go:

holy shit!

thanks to my handler at large, jon b. for this guy:

dinner

eat that!

fatty

this is one FAT cat:

big cat

thanks to jonas o. from south orange, nj for this one:

tootsie roll

this is one heckofa site and one heckofa pup.

sarah

deep thought by sarah:

why do people like to talk about themselves so much? and why are people the most interesting thing to other people? people, man. people.

joke

Q: why did the blonde throw the puppy in the microwave?

A: she wanted a hot dog

big cat

i have a problem. i compulsively google image search the phrase "big cat."

me-OW: