Thursday, March 31, 2005

Pup up, Pope

Pup to Pope: "Pup up!"

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

good morning


Friday, March 25, 2005


what the h-e-double hockey-stick is patrick swayze doing feeding that hot diggity dog to a horse?

shoes are the new buns? pt. 2

pup in a cup!

stuck pup!

Thursday, March 24, 2005

obesity in dog

laura sez: "two asian girls went to college together. one was fat; one was skinny. the fat one smelled like period. the fat one would always come back to visit high school, but we would never see the skinny one. i used to say that the fat one ate the little one."

alexis sez: "i think this obese dog ate the little one."

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

busted cat

don't eat that:


an im conversation that i found on my computer after lending my computer to a friend:

[screenname redacted 1]: how's poopynoodle?
[screenname redacted 2]: oh this & that doodlecunt poopynoodle
[screenname redacted 1]: hah
[screenname redacted 2]: smellyface

speaking of which, here's a puppynoodle:

fat catz

forget atkins, these fellers need to go on the CATkins diet!

Tuesday, March 22, 2005


This isn't so much pup-related as it is awesome-related.


courtesy of natalie k.

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' drizzle

shoes are the new buns?

thanks, laura, for these:

Saturday, March 19, 2005


in this particular case, it's hard to tell where monk ends and pup begins!

Friday, March 18, 2005

camping kittens - thx laura!

shhh don't wake the kitties!

Thursday, March 17, 2005

*new feature* monk on a pup

I'd like to thank my pal/puponabun/puponabun intern jeremy s. of chicago for developing this new and exciting feature. feast your eyes upon this:

the kitten has two faces

fo real...

Thanks to intern Chris for finding this:

The kitten has two mouths, two noses and four eyes. She immediately called her veterinarian.

"He said he's never seen it. Never," Morrison said.

The kitten is nursing from its mother, which the vet said is a good sign.

"(She's) feeding off one mouth now; sometimes go to the other one, but he's not getting it open," Morrison said.

The vet told Morrison he didn't know if the cat has one or two brains, but having one would give the cat a better chance to survive.

He said if the kitten lives 48 hours, he has a good chance of living a full life.

Wednesday morning, Morrison named the cat "Deuce."

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

a real live schnoodle pup

this schnoodle pup looks like he just got his photo taken at the high school prom!

the people have spoken

and they said they wanted a liger. so here y'all go:

holy shit!

thanks to my handler at large, jon b. for this guy:

Friday, March 11, 2005


eat that!


this is one FAT cat:

big cat

thanks to jonas o. from south orange, nj for this one:

tootsie roll

this is one heckofa site and one heckofa pup.

Thursday, March 10, 2005


deep thought by sarah:

why do people like to talk about themselves so much? and why are people the most interesting thing to other people? people, man. people.


Q: why did the blonde throw the puppy in the microwave?

A: she wanted a hot dog

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

big cat

i have a problem. i compulsively google image search the phrase "big cat."


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